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QUIZ
$Hello and welcome to the super-funky
grooby quiz !!
"Its a multiple choice quiz with 15#questions. Once you have solved all!the really very well written quiz (Yes, all of it is well written,!because I wrote it !), write down the letters corresponding to the answers.
!1) Who is the oldest of the three
original PVFC members ?
("original"? We aren't a bag of
crisps, mate! -P.V.F.C.)
(K) YLHGAHOMM (L) Jaz X"(M) PVFC himself (sheep molester)
#2) Which is the best way to shear a$sheep (without causing it damage and
a great amount of pain)?
#(A) With a pair of sheep clippers. !(B) With a bowl of Mint-Choc-Chip
ice-cream and a tampon. $(C) With a video of PVFC in the bath
on his 8th birthday.
%3) Which sort of music does YLHGAHOMM
listen to most often ?
#(S) Crap American rap artists doing
their shit stuff. %(T) Rubbish groups like 808 state who#make loads of money by recording an!alarm clock going 'beep-beep' and then remixing it with a dreadful
bass-line. #(U) Good groups like Nirvana, Faith!No More, Metallica, Guns'n'Roses
and also occasionly New Order.
#4) What is the square root of minus
one ?
(Y) 56.99999999999999 $(R) An imaginary number whose symbol
is 'I' (O) A Bacon double chilliburger,"regular fries, piece of tarmac and
twenty four empty lemon juice
bottles.
$5) Which of these three women is the oldest ?
(A) The Queen mother "(B) West Indes spin bowler Curtley Ambrose. "(C) Julia Roberts in a bubble bath
(naked of course) (PHWOUGH !)
%6) Fish is to Chips, as Salt is to ?
(A) Jeremy Beadle
(B) pepper %(C) A Large semi-automatic rifle that#has been smeared with whipped cream#and has been roasted in a clay oven$near the Egyptian border with Israel for three hundred and six days.
#7) Complete this well known phrase.!"To be, or not to be, that is the
......
(A) ..... question." &(B) ..... three-thirty from Kempton."
(C) ..... third goal that Alan
Shearer has scored against the %Cypriots today. What an achievement."
!8) How many beans make five ?(You"might have to ask an adult to help
you with this)
#(I) Half a bean, a bean and a half,
half a bean, half a bean and a
bean, and a bean.
(II) Sixteen !(III) The third Belgian monach to
walk the sands of this Earth.
$9) Who was the first man on the moon
(L) Josef Stalin #(M) Jaz X (He assures me he has the
photographs to prove it) $(see later in this article for that!
-P.V.F.C.)"(N) Neil Armstrong (However bloody
American he is)
10) What are the principal
ingredients of an omelette ?
$(A) Melanie Gordon (Phwough eh, PVFC
! Seminal pressure has reached
bursting point !) (B) Eggs $(C) The Eiffel tower, fourteen young nubile calves and a pot of Maras
chino cherries
#11) Which British city has the name
"London" ?
(C) Rumania $(O) Wolfgang Amadaus Mozart (Bearing
in mind he had a serious drink
problem, just like Jaz X)
(R) London
12) 7+6= ?
(I) 13
(II) 14 #(III) (oh dear, this question has a#lack of stupidness so far, lets put!a silly answer down for this one)
Jack Nicholson
%13) Which of the three below is not a
christmas carol ?
(B) Oh come, all ye faithful "(E) We three kings of orient are, (D) High on a Happy Vibe (by the$Urban Cookie Collective) (What sort
of a name for a group is that ?%Pretty good song though) (you should %buy the album: There's stuff on there even better than High On A Happy
Vibe: review later. -P.V.F.C.)
$14) Pick one of the three answers at
random
(G) Krinkler tree the rain dear
(G) HAMSTER FOR DINNER !!! $(G) YLHGAHOMM is a stupid bloke from
Oop North.
$15) " R LEVIS SLEEPY " is an anagram#of which famous rock'n'roll star ?
(A) JOHN F KENNEDY (B) PVFC "(C) HOW MUSHY IS THAT FRENCH MAIDS
UNDER LAY CARPET BLAH, BLAH
(D) TINA TURNER
(E) ELVIS PRESLEY
(F) ENGLEBERT HUMPERDINK
Now, if you have got all fifteen#correct, by writing down the letter that corresponds to each correct"answer, you will get the name of a%famous babe. Sure you can look at her%name all you want but keep your hands$off ! SHE IS MINE I TELL YOU !! MINE$(at this moment, YLHGAHOMM had to be
carried off for medical and psyciatric treatment -P.V.F.C.)
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